We were beyond excited that the Feds were gonna make M-K Olsen reveal all she knew about Heath Ledger’s death… until it was just announced that the investigation is being dropped.  Big-time bummer.  There’s always a chance it’ll be reopened; but until then we’ll just have to wonder why Heath’s housekeeper called Mary-Kate first and not 911, and more importantly, why M-K called her private security team instead of an ambulance.  Remember, kids - drugs are bad.


Is it us, or does trouble seem to follow Lil’ Kim everywhere, even when she’s not around?  A 24-year-old woman was killed at a birthday party for Lil’ Kim over the weekend at a club in Times Square.  A club employee has been arrested in the bludgeoning death.  Lil’ Kim had already left the party by the time it all went down, but I think we can safely say that near her is nowhere we wanna be.


Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are flaunting their Aussie bundle of joy around Sydney, even calling into a local radio station to talk about the babe.  How very un-Nicole Kidman can you get?  Despite their best efforts to sneak into town unnoticed, the paps were waiting for them at the airport, of course.  Nice try, Nic.

We can’t even believe it, but it’s the final week of the best show on television, “So You Think You Can Dance.”  This is our least favorite week of every summer because we know the show won’t be on until next year.  Even though it hasn’t been our favorite season, we’re still obsessed and totally bummed that the show is ending.  So let’s talk dance!

Courtney and Twitch opened the show with a Tabitha and Napoleon hip-hop routine, which was fabulously choreographed as always.  Twitch and Courtney totally hit it and had great energy, but the complex technique just wasn’t quite there, and it wasn’t the most complicated or the best routine - by far.  Don’t get us wrong, they nailed it - but it didn’t move us like some routines have in the past.

Katee and Joshua were next and how thrilled were we to learn that choreographer Wade Robson is back?!  He set his dance to a John Mayer song, as he did last year, and Joshua and Katee killed it as usual.  Also as usual, the penultimate show of the year contains girl-girl and boy-boy routines.  Katee and Courtney’s Broadway number was cute, but Joshua and Twitch’s Russian routine was seriously insane.  Their sheer power is incredible.

Katee and Twitch did a fox trot, and though we normally don’t love Twitch in the ballroom dances, he redeemed himself with that incredible lift and his adorable James Bond impression.  When we heard Courtney and Joshua were doing a jive, we were thrilled since it’s one of our favorites.  Courtney’s outfit was flat out bizarre, but their energy was great, if not their technique. 

Sooo… tomorrow’s the big night!  The winner will be decided and we don’t even have a clue who it’s gonna be.  We’d love to see a girl win.  Katee, anyone?